There are many features on computers and the Internet that I think would be helpful in my human life. Here’s a rundown of the ones I think would be most useful.
Delete: I would use this one heavily. If it’s not important, I would just delete it and forget about it. That goes for unpleasant memories or things I’d rather not think about. I’d need to empty my trash often.
Help: No more wondering what to do because help is just a click away.
Comment moderation: As my friend Stef pointed out, sometimes our comments need moderating.
Save: Would be nice to be able to save my thoughts for later. Unfortunately, once I forget something, it’s rarely saved.
Hibernate: Sorry, can’t talk right now – I’m in hibernation mode.
Search: This one is kind of obvious, but helpful just the same.
Filters: Wouldn’t it be nice to filter out all of the extraneous information in our lives? I’d also like to filter out real live viruses and people I don’t want to deal with.
Refresh: For those times when I’m a bit fuzzy and need some clarifying.
Control Panel: Wouldn’t everyone like a little more control in their lives?
Task Manager: For those of us who like to do more than one thing at a time.