Is There a 12-Step Program for Soda Addiction?

If there is, I may have to start going to weekly meetings.  I can just hear it… “Hi.  My name is Amy (Hi Amy!) and I’m addicted to fountain pop. I’ve been clean for one month now.” 

Last night I took my kids out to eat.  I ordered a water with lemon.  Talk about boring.  I kept staring at my kids’ sodas and thinking how much better I like soda than water or iced tea.  No fizz, no fun.  I’ve tried the fizzy, flavored bottled seltzer water, but it’s just not the same thing.  Food and pop just go together so well. 

I may have to start carbonating my coffee.