I am going to evict Not Me from my house. I am tired of his/her antics. Every time there’s something wrong, damaged, broken or not done correctly, Not Me is to blame.
I think that he/she is in cahoots with I Dunno and No One. Not, I and No are hooligans and I just can’t catch them in the act.
Just the other day, the kitchen floor was completely sticky and something had splashed all over the bottom of cabinets. When I pressed for answers, Eldest Son told me I Dunno. Him again. There was something unidentifiable on the couch downstairs and No One was to blame. Not Me is responsible for leaving half empty pop cans in the fridge.
Maybe I should start putting the blame on Every One and there will be consequences for him/her. That might make Not, No and I stand up and pay attention.